That's what my paternal grandma said.  I should be studying, but it's too wtf to not write about it.

Just now,she asked if i had a boyfriend. So i replied the in chinese 'No lah, don't need'. 

She continued asking in her cantonese/chinese mix 'What about your malay guy?' (points for those who can figure out who haha)

'Friend friend only' <--imagine me saying it in halting dialect

She suddenly went on about it being a good thing to wait and finding a good man, unlike my aunt's husband. and started grousing about her ex-son-in-law. 

Before her, my maternal grandma also asked whether if i had one.  And so did xindee , but that's 'cause we did something to her *wink wink, nudge nudge*

Thing is... Who else would love the things i love? Unless i do something drastic like post on craiglist to find a boyfriend D: